Do you want to know what real "stuff" hitting the fan would be like? If so, tune in to Mythbusters on the Discovery Channel at 9 pm Eastern on Wednesday, October 20th. The episode summary on http://www.discovery.com/ reads in part:
When the poop hits the fan, does everyone get covered in the ensuing chaos?
I'll be watching!
*If you don't know who the Mythbusters are, read this.